I went ahead and put extra ammo in the left thigh holder. If he thought that was going to win points with me, he was wrong. I wasn't taking my top off, so breast was out. The earth buckled and rolled like an earthquake that was trapped in a few feet of ground.
I tried to laugh and ended up coughing. We wouldn't even be getting communion during the ceremony. He was right, it wasn't fair, but I didn't care. Swords and shields, and chaos.
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